In a recent issue of Nexxiting News, we listed actual ads that Should Have Been Proofread. They were such a hit that we thought we would give you something similar. This time, news items that also should have been proofread…

• Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
• Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
• British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
• Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
• Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
• Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
• Miners Refuse to Work After Death
• Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
• Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
• Stolen Painting Found by Tree
• Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
• War Dims Hope for Peace
• Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
• Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
• Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
• Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
• New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group