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Church Bulletin Bloopers:

“Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.”

The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water”
The sermon tonight “Searching for Jesus”

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship
that began in their school days.

For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement
on Friday afternoon.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday:
“I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours.”

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